sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via nippleicious)

paintalien:

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp imageand not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

(via megasniffles)

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

(Source: mr-cappadocia-archives, via megasniffles)

professionaldaydreamer2:

AMAZING TIPS for How To Make Your Actors Seem More Like Real Disabled People:

1. cast real disabled people

(via megasniffles)

non-existinguniverse:

t0tes-ma-g0ats:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

LARRY ISN’T IN S3? IM WEEPING TEARS OF JOY

YESS LARRY IS GONE

non-existinguniverse:

t0tes-ma-g0ats:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

LARRY ISN’T IN S3? IM WEEPING TEARS OF JOY


YESS LARRY IS GONE

(via megasniffles)

verifiedvaalentin:

http://verifiedvaalentin.tumblr.com/

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

(via please-id-rather-die)

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all, those who think feminism means hating men.

(via telapathetic)

1800-undead:

hi lets stop telling mentally ill kids to “stop using their mental illness as an excuse” bc it’s ableist as hell and makes them hate themselves for their mental stuff

(via broken-from-memories)

slomps:

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

and that is all that matters

(via but-wonderland-was-hell)

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via crazyexgirlfriend)

christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

(Source: pornstarwars, via telapathetic)

caramiaphotography:

"After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and galaxies coming into being - and they will know nothing of a place once called Earth.” Carl Sagan

caramiaphotography:

"After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and galaxies coming into being - and they will know nothing of a place once called Earth.” Carl Sagan

(via living-in-the-dreams)

rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

(via thatcrazybitchwithjuice)